A long time agao, in a galaxy far far away, my housemate decided to torment and traumatise me, and so he asked, very patiently but very persistantly, for a fic. It's taken a while, but here it is : zombie incest wrongness )
A long time agao, in a galaxy far far away, my housemate decided to torment and traumatise me, and so he asked, very patiently but very persistantly, for a fic. It's taken a while, but here it is : zombie incest wrongness )
Written for [livejournal.com profile] buhfly's Halloween Challenge.

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It's never been the sort of event that advertises. There were no flyers, no posters, not even a few discrete lines in a specialist magazine. The only reason I found out about it is because I have a good memory even when I'm drunk. Drunk and exceedingly well fucked, in this case, and apparently my companions of the evening – old friends but not a couple, on the lookout for new blood to play with, both well hung, and sure of what they wanted – had assumed I was too far gone to be listening. It's never been the sort of event that advertises, but apparently knowing the right name and the right shop, and being willing to drop a significant amount of cash – no credit card records please – is enough to secure an invitation. Or it was, four years ago. I doubt it's that simple any more.

Read more... )
Written for [livejournal.com profile] buhfly's Halloween Challenge.

***** ***** *****

It's never been the sort of event that advertises. There were no flyers, no posters, not even a few discrete lines in a specialist magazine. The only reason I found out about it is because I have a good memory even when I'm drunk. Drunk and exceedingly well fucked, in this case, and apparently my companions of the evening – old friends but not a couple, on the lookout for new blood to play with, both well hung, and sure of what they wanted – had assumed I was too far gone to be listening. It's never been the sort of event that advertises, but apparently knowing the right name and the right shop, and being willing to drop a significant amount of cash – no credit card records please – is enough to secure an invitation. Or it was, four years ago. I doubt it's that simple any more.

Read more... )
Right - so I blithely offered pint or fic on a private post? Yeah. Um - this would be the necrophilliac plushy gangbang story, for [livejournal.com profile] statics_void who is an utter bastard. And it's his story and he wants to link to it, so - cross posted from my personal journal ....


***** ***** *****.

You know why I'm here, right? I've got to get rid of them – just can't do this any more! Gerald's still working, bringing in a bit of cash, but you wouldn't believe the amount of meat they get through, and Gail insists it has to be organic, and it's not just the money …

Oh Sorry. How did I get them? Well – what would you do? You hook up with some guy off the furry lists who's willing to go along with your own special collection of kinks so long as you can pander to his, and then he up and dies at you …

you *asked* for this .... )
Right - so I blithely offered pint or fic on a private post? Yeah. Um - this would be the necrophilliac plushy gangbang story, for [livejournal.com profile] statics_void who is an utter bastard. And it's his story and he wants to link to it, so - cross posted from my personal journal ....


***** ***** *****.

You know why I'm here, right? I've got to get rid of them – just can't do this any more! Gerald's still working, bringing in a bit of cash, but you wouldn't believe the amount of meat they get through, and Gail insists it has to be organic, and it's not just the money …

Oh Sorry. How did I get them? Well – what would you do? You hook up with some guy off the furry lists who's willing to go along with your own special collection of kinks so long as you can pander to his, and then he up and dies at you …

you *asked* for this .... )
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